Distressing Survey Finds Most U.S. Citizens Unable To Name All 340 Million Americans

WASHINGTON — Uncovering a precarious decrease in the general population's information on its own country, an upsetting review dispatched Monday by the Branch of Schooling found that most U.S. residents can't name every one of the 340 million Americans. "The capacity to discuss from memory the names of every one of the country's occupants used to be a fundamental part of an individual's metro information, yet of the respondents we surveyed, just 15% could show them all," said specialist Janet Medallis, adding that a full third of respondents erroneously remembered residents of Canada and Mexico for their responses. "Individuals endured the Johns and Marys unhesitatingly enough, yet a large portion of them followed off well prior to naming a solitary Kip. However disturbing as it could be to say, the typical European can likely name more U.S. residents than the typical American. It's an all out instructive emergency. What's more, remember, this is simply asking them for first and last. God possibly knows how awful it would be assuming we requested that they list every one of the 340 million center initials as well." At press time, the analysts had apparently appealed to Congress to fitting $50 million for informal IDs.